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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."

"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"

"What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB"

"Women just want security At least that's what they start yelling when I try to talk to them!"

"Why do Asians have such small tits? Because they can only get As."

"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."

"Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."

"Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)"

"Do you know a good veterinarian? Got asked this by a friend the other day. Hey, do you know a good veterinarian? <he starts flexing his muscles> 'cause these puppies are SICK."

"Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge? He lost his porpoise in life."