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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."
Next Joke
"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""
"When is being an ""Alpha"" not a good thing in the dating world? When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well."
"I once fell in love with an encyclopedia. I was completely in-fact-uated."
"Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you."
"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"
"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"
"After a dinner party ...while taking plates to the kitchen my guest asked if the dishwasher was dirty. I said no, I believe she showered before dinner."
"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."
"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."