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Joke of the Day

"I bought a book yesterday: ""101 Uses For Binary"". However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained five."

"That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat..."

"I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane."

"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."

"Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."

"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"

"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."

"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."

"Buckwheat from the Little Rascals just converted to Islam.. Now he's Kareem of Wheat."

"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."