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Joke of the Day
"Why don't elephants smoke? They can't fit their butts in the ashtray"
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"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches"
"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"
"Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish."
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."
"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."
"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."
"Hundreds of creepy clowns terrorizing people across multiple states. On the bright side, they can all be picked up in one police car."
"My wife googled ""when is it safe to leave a child at home alone"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."
"When Miley Cyrus... When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's ""Art"" and ""Music. When I do it, I'm ""Wasted"" and ""have to leave Home Depot"""