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Joke of the Day
"Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital."
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"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."
"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""
"How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero? 0K"
"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."
"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"
"Yes, I've lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."
"Do you know why you dont get along with cassiopeia? Cause she is petrifying gays."
"I wanted some Lipo D energy drink, so I asked Gary Johnson if knew where I could find some. He asked me back... What's a lipo?"
"half life 3 will never come out lmfao got u~"