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Joke of the Day

"I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me."

"A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub and lived to tail about it."

"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"""I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms"" [octopus glove shopping] ""this is unacceptable"""

"My girlfriend is a bit like water.. She's H2O without the 2."

"I met my statistics teacher at the store today... What are the odds!"

"You know what's stupider than a cow? Two cows."

"Pickup line: Hey girl, did I take a loan from you? Because my interest in you keeps growing."

"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."