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Joke of the Day

"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."

"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"

"Have you heard about the newly developed French tank? It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse"

"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"

"Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling"

"I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain"

"Did you hear about Instagram, the weed delivery service? nm was thinking of Instantgram"

"My love life is like magic... Because it dosen't exist"

"Chelsea FC captain had a night to forget, his performance was Terryble"