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Joke of the Day

"A cowboy is buying condoms. ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please"" he says. ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" asks the cashier. ""Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."""

"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"

"Fun fact about the Saxophone: I'm lonely"

"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."

"If the tv show ""Cops"" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from ppl with blurry faces. They always cause trouble."

"Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership? -- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.."

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"

"I don't like the Powerballs....only one person ever wins, is what I told my dad after he asked whether or not he was hurting me."

"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"

"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"