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Joke of the Day

"Why Heisenberg didn't have any kids the second he found the position he lost the momentum, when he got momentum he couldn't find the position."

"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""

"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready."

"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"

"Why did the Jews hate the holocaust? Because it ""caust"" them 6 million."

"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"

"Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once."

"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."

"No one understood my joke about the virus outbreak... I guess you had to be there to get it."