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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a troll? Take away its internet access."

"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."

"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."

"I tried phone sex for the first time the other day... Didn't really like it though, the phone was too cold."

"What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us"

"World War II jokes aren't funny... Anne Frank-ly I don't care for them."

"The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it... I'm gonna miss that baby..."

"TIL you don't actually learn something new everyday. Wait. Nevermind."

"Just got back from my secret society meeting. I'm really pleased with next year's Golden Globe winners."

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"