192849

Joke of the Day

"Did you know that jewish people have a higher risk of getting a cavity? There saliva can be very Hassidic."

"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."

"What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb? If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"

"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"

"Didn't think my kid was ever going to sleep, earlier.You would've thought the cops were here,the way she was resisting a rest."

"double midget jokes god save me When to know to kick a midget's balls? Ans - When he's next to your girlfriend and he says ""Her hair smells nice."" What do you call a midget vampire? Ans - Cocksucker."

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."