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Joke of the Day

"Vader: I AM your father. Luke: Why are you telling me this now? Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney."

"Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people."

"It must be Monday somewhere."

"My wife said she wanted to have a space of her own in the house... I said, ""Of course, honey. Whatever makes you happy. From now on I'm not going to set foot in the kitchen."""

"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"

"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"

"What's the best part about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere!!"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds."

"9: Why are you hitting that spider? wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law [leaving] I don't have to take this"

"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."