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Joke of the Day

"Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them."

"Tweeting angrily about issues does nothing. If you really want to make a difference, you have to get out there and sign an online petition."

"A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said ""It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"""

"How many people does it take to circumcise a whale? Foreskin divers"

"Why are Catholics the worst drivers? They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child)."

"Can gorillas swim? No."

"Dad I'm gay *Dad rips newspaper* ""WHAT"" I like guys dad ""Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"""

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"

"Boxing is dead as... Mayweather's wife if she talks back again."