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Joke of the Day
"I masterbate because I'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me. - Bo Burnham"
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"Three guys are drinking methanol. ""Quickly, let's finish the bottle, it's getting dark already,"" one of them observes."
"TIFU by punching out my brother Oops, wrong sib"
"What's a nymphomaniac cook's least favourite ingredient? Italian dressing"
"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."
"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"
"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""
"What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party? Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !"
"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."