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Joke of the Day

"Theres 3 types of people. Those who post old jokes on reddit, and those who can count."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."

"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."

"When will forms stop asking me if I'm Mrs, Miss, or Ms and realise I'm an @?"

"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"

"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I never saw that woman in my life."

"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I said ladder!"