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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"

"A man entered a bar A man entered in a bar holding a gun and said ""who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" a voice was heard from the back ""you don't have enough bullets mate"""

"Data plan Use your whole data plan every month. Remember that there are children in Africa with no data plan."

"What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. What do you call that same fly without legs? A raisin."

"What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia? Aussie Aus-born."

"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."

"What's 2 + Blink 182 46"

"You're never too old to learn stupid shit."

"A Catholic priest walks into a bar he shits all over the floor. It's disgusting. Customers leave."

"Your mother is so ugly, that if she were the only girl in Texas... ...the Lone Ranger would be lonely for a loooooooooooooooong time"