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Joke of the Day
"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."
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"Don't follow Rockin Robin on twitter Apparently all he does is tweet tweet tweet"
"Did you hear they found life on Mars? But, Curiosity killed the cat."
"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""
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