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Joke of the Day

"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."

"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."

"Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks"

"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."

"Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: He knew a short cut."

"Why are black people afraid of motorcycles? They'd get caught in the chain."

"Told my coworker I want a dragon. He said I'm crazy for wanting anything that might set all my shit on fire but he's the one that's married."

"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"I was walking down the street when I saw my mother in law getting beaten up by 7 people... Someone said ""shouldn't you help?"" and I replied ""nah, 7 should be enough."""

"What do you get when Italians join ISIS? Baked Yazidi"