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Joke of the Day

"What's the mean difference between normal sex and the act of necrophilia a. 16C b. 18C c. 20C"

"When I was a little kid, I asked the waitress for a quickie My mom had to tell me, ""It's pronounced quiche'."""

"Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?"

"bad feelings when others left home they are thinking: did i closed the window... did i closed the fridge...? when i left home: did i delete my history?"

"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."

"How do you piss off a female archeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."

"I decided to make a play about puns I'm going to call it ""puns: a play on words"""

"What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists? Rise up lights"

"Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."

"How do you kill a circus clown ? You go for the juggler"