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Joke of the Day

"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."

"Mormon cats have 9 wives."

"Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory? Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling."

"Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless."

"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"

"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."

"I'm surprised the Pope didn't tweet from an Android, considering humanity and God's experience with apples."

"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"

"My shoes were meant for each other They're sole-mates"

"What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29 a bag. Deer nuts are just under a buck."