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Joke of the Day
"There's safety in numbers. Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you're Jews."
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"What happens when Superman sees Superwoman? He becomes the Man of Steel"
"Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches? Because of the ""Pit"""
"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."
"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."
"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"