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Joke of the Day
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little. I can say that. They look up to me."
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"Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com? Yes but it doesn't really stand out."
"[1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES"
"Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Depends on which weigh you think about it"
"I was going to say a gay joke but fuck it."
"Obama: any good ideas in how to defeat isis? *Biden raises hand* Obama: besides assembling the Avengers? *Biden lowers hand*"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."
"How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell ""B-52!"""
"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."