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Joke of the Day

"Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: ""Half way down my leg."

"Whats the difference between boobs and batteries? If they're AA, at least batteries have something positive"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section"

"Did you hear about those Indian heptuplets who became dangerous criminals? They were known as the Seven Deadly Singhs."

"Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues? He ran out of cocaine."

"Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet."

"A sign in the Zoo: Please, do no throw bananas in the dolphins' pool! 1. The dolphins do not eat bananas. 2. By now 3 monkeys have drowned. Thanks for understanding."

"My boyfriend recently called me his woman And now we're living in the jungle, wearing deer skin and hunting for food"

"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"

"Keep away from professional dermatologists.. They make rash decisions"