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Joke of the Day
"Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet :("
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"What did the asian couple name their black baby? Sum sing wong"
"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"
"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?"" ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""
"I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard."
"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."
"Diet plan: make friends fatter"
"Hey whatcha eating? ""A pluot"" Wtf is a pluot? ""A cross between a plum & an apricot"" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*"
"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"