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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant"
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"the sightings of bigfoot we're actually of yo momma because she's so damn hairy."
"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? Takes longer to pick up."
"I repaired my drum set after my son broke it... ... ... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."
"My girlfriend just asked how mature I was on a scale of 1 to 100.. ..apparently 69 was not the correct answer."
"If a blue man lives in the blue house and a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house? A white man."
"What's the difference between a shrimp with big tits and a bus station full of old people? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station!"
"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"
"Sometimes I say big words, even when i don't know what they mean They make me sound photosynthesis."
"[first date] ""Tell me two interesting things about yourself"" well I lie when I'm nervous... ""ok..."" and I invented oatmeal"