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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."

"The invention of the wheel was revolutionary. The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world."

"I've heard reincarnation is making a comeback."

"[Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS"

"In this era of excessive exclamation point use, punctuating a text with a period is the quickest and simplest way to cause concern."

"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."

"What did the bacon say to the sandwich? This club can't even handle me right now"

"Hey men, don't be fooled by maxipad commercials. Ladies aren't really full of blue windshield washer fluid."

"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"

"What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer."""