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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler"

"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."

"The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard."

"I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better."

"Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet."

"Turtle to turtle: ""Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"""

"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."

"Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing"

"Who was Tupac married to? His Thug Wife."