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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."

"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."

"Gay people, man. They're confused... ...and not thinking straight"

"Did you hear about Vivaldi's finances? He was one Baroque mother fucker"

"""Could you not joke about tragedies?"" my friend once said to me. Studies show that 9 out of 11 people find these kind of jokes to be offensive."

"I'm pretty sure the rule at Starbucks is the slowest employee makes the drinks"

"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."

"All I'm saying is if you really want someone to dance with you, you probably shouldn't tell them to shut up."

"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."

"A cop pulls over a redneck The cop asks ""Got any ID?"" The redneck scratches his head, "" 'bout what?"""