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Joke of the Day

"How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!"

"Hilter was weird You would think a pig would like people who don't eat pork."

"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"

"Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - ""Off-course we are"""

"Christmas song Single bells, Single bells. Single all the way. My crush said let's be friends. Friendzone all the way !!"

"It would be so much more ""festive"" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season"

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."