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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive? A new season of lost is out now!"
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"What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)"
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"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."
"WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?"
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"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."
"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."