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Joke of the Day
"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They have no idea where home is."
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"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"
"The fattest man in Britain has sadly died. Cremation will be held at 12PM on Wednesday..... and Thursday..... and Friday."
"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"
"With everyone watching Democrats fight Democrats over tax cuts, now would be a great time for Republicans to have sex in airport washrooms."
"I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically."
"Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!"
"After significant research, I can confirm that toddlers will not go away if you ignore them."
"I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated.. ...because there wasn't any windows."
"Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."