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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank... One fish says to the other 'how the fuck do you drive this thing?'"
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"Does anyone see this? Test post please respond"
"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"
"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "
"What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother? Poohnanni"
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