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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"
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"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"
"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."
"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."
"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"
"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."
"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."
"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."
"Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!"
"What is the least pleasant state to live in? Missouri."