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Joke of the Day
"An invisible bomb was just invented, what do you call it? A newclear bomb."
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"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."
"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."
"After Paris my Airbnb host tried to say I stained her sheets & headboard w/ hair dye, but the gag is I don't wear hair to bed."
"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
"[job interview] How did you lose your last job? ""I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future."" Sir, this is McDonald's."
"How do you make a 90's kid mad? The game."
"What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out."
"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"
"This joke isn't funny. Donald Trump"