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Joke of the Day
"Pedophile almost wins marathon... He just came in a little behind."
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"What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? A scissor lift."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Cold and bitter."
"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."
"Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage."
"forever alone Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable. So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook."
"I had doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with a locking door for my guns It turned out to be a safe purchase."
"I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him ""so what do you do?"" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that finds me unattractive... ...then after a while they would find me attractive."
"I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship."