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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the government is important? It isn't, now have a landmine. -Ron Swanson"
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"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."
"Nobel Peace Prize I would kill for one of those"
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"What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells."
"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"
"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."
"To everybody whose birthday is today. I am sorry that your birthday was not yesterday, otherwise you would have had a puny birthday."
"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."