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Joke of the Day

"There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones."

"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"

"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"

"How do historians know Hitler had a drinking problem? White Russians were the death of him."

"Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore? It's a riot"

"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof."

"With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was. I said JFK, because he's so open-minded."

"What do landfills and hookers have in common? Uncovered loads cost double"

"I heard it said that one in every three people will cheat in a relationship. I just can't tell if it's my wife or my girlfriend."