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Joke of the Day

"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"

"What does a cat call its black best friend? Its Maine Coon."

"Why is the robot good at one night stands? Because he nuts and bolts."

"- I like to travel in first - But is expensive, is not? - Yes, I have already broken three cars!! European joke..."

"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."

"Gf: do I look fat in these pants? Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for Me: I've seen worse Brain: WTF MAN"

"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"

"Top 4 horrified face expressions: 4. dragged away by crocodile 3. stabbed by serial killer 2. mauled by bear 1. no toilet paper"

"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"