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Joke of the Day
"I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite."
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"I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous"
"Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!"
"I just had sex with a pregnant girl and told my buddies I had a threesome"
"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? Banned from the petting zoo."
"Interviewer: Give me an example of something you took with you from your last job Me: Toilet paper"
"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""
"Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."