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Joke of the Day
"I just had sex with a pregnant girl and told my buddies I had a threesome"
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"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes."
"Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related."
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."
"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."
"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"
"""There is no such thing as a stupid question."" - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email."
"Unemployment jokes aren't funny They just don't work"
"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"