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Joke of the Day

"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"

"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."

"Why did the midget laugh while walking across the field? Because the grass tickled his balls."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."

"If you watch COPS backwards it's just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs"

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour. Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this."

"Baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"I recently surveyed 100 women about their favorite shampoo preferences... The number one answer was, ""What the hell are you doing in my bathroom!?"""

"I get erections are funerals. Guess you could say I have mourning wood."

"Do you have a hole in your sock? Then how the hell did you get your foot in it?"