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Joke of the Day
"I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it. I'm sure it'll come back to me."
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"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"
"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."
"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"
"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""
"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""
"Why did President Kennedy never get drunk? He wasn't very good at taking shots."
"Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is ""eeeeehhh"""
"What did the soldier use to season his fries? A salt rifle."
"If I was a video game character, the 'B' button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations."