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Joke of the Day
"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."
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"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"
"Where did Hitler watch TV? In his *Lebensraum.*"
"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."
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"Do you know why lions eat raw meat? Because lions don't know how to cook."
"What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !"
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