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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide."

"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"

"If bullshit was a snowflake... I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now"

"I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain."

"Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !"

"I love pizza too much So I go to the doctor, and doc says, ""You gotta stop eating pizza""! And I say, ""Come on doc, why?"" And doc says, ""Cause I gotta examine you!"""

"Q: If Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Al Gore and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized who would be saved? A: The United States of America!"

"I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night. It was very un-jew-sual."

"Nothing worse than wasting a good mood by being around family."