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Joke of the Day

"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."

"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."

"I hate jokes that don't make sense... ...and boy are my arms tired!"

"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."

"How do you fire a Chinese cook? Ask him to take wok."

"What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur? Chia LaBeouf"

"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."

"If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men."

"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."

"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""