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Joke of the Day

"Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed... ...because they couldn't read them."

"Funny how arguing works. We're all ""You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"""

"My Christian friend asked 4 proof there is no God.nnI pointed out Adam Sandler is a multimillionaire movie starnnNow my friend's an atheist"

"So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar Just kidding"

"I was playing snooker with Jacqueline. I looked at her and said, ""Where's your cue?"" She said, ""It's after the C."""

"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."

"I love to build things... I love hammering, I love sawing, and I love sanding. But drilling is just plain boring."

"If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data. Imogen that..."

"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"