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Joke of the Day
"All these things that aren't boobs and candy are really starting to piss me off."
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"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Over the past year my sexual perversions have been getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."
"It's colder than..."
"My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, ""OH HELL NO"" and suggested we see Cinderella instead."
"There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called ""Papal View""."
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""
"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""
"A man is at a drug store A man is at a drug store and asks the clerk for 50 condoms. The 2 girls behind him start laughing when he turns around he says ""Make that 52"""