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Joke of the Day
"I had a couple dates and one of them sucked. So I stopped seeing the other one."
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"why was X afraid of Y? because 2Y-14/3X=0"
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"Today i felt like a giant mushroom I get kept in the dark and fed shite"
"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"
"My blood test results are in today. Now I have to call my ex and tell her that she has high cholesterol."
"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"
"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."