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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."
Next Joke
"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"
"My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China."
"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? It felt like bacon."
"This sub has taken a dive recently I guess I should put my phone in rice to try and dry it out."
"What do you call an elephant on drugs? Tranquilized."
"RIP 2012 (2012-2012)"
"Baby, tonight let's put the kids to bed, pour some wine, turn the lights down low & argue over whose turn it is to move the Elf on the Shelf"
"Caesar salads are prepared differently than garden salads...Notably, the head of lettuce is first attacked by 40-50 knife-wielding senators."
"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."