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Joke of the Day
"What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru"
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"I only like two things in my life. Boobs."
"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"
"I don't get ""drunk"" during the holidays I get ""festive""."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."
"What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators"
"So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days... ...it was excellent."
"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club."""
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