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Joke of the Day
"Police are like a box of chocolates.... They'll kill your dog."
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"What is Donald Trump most afraid of? That people will figure out he is a low energy, stupid, horse-fucking, cum-eating, rim-job giving fuckhead!!!"
"Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12."
"I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !"
"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"
"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"
"[at oceanside seafood restaurant] Me: Is the fish fresh here? Waiter: Yes *from the kitchen, a fish blows me a kiss & waves seductively*"
"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."
"Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk."
"Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it."