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Joke of the Day
"Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12."
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"How many months have 28 days? All of them"
"""You go girl"" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like"
"I was sitting next to a woman on a flight and asked her... >Does the airline company charge you for flying next to good looking men? She responded with >Yes, but this time I decided not to pay"
"My dolphin died... I have no porpoise in life."
"Sometimes you check the amount of subscribed people. When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 ""humorists"". 2/3rds of a person? Really?"
"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."
"You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight"
"If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?"
"Call your boring friend Simon, ""Sighmon"" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers."